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The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea.

—Isak Dinesen
Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.

—Mitch Hedberg
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.

—Henry David Thoreau
Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

—Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Climate change will affect poor countries most, but will be felt
everywhere. By 2020, 75 million to 250 million people in Africa will
suffer water shortages, residents of Asia's large cities will be at
great risk of river and coastal flooding, Europeans can expect
extensive species loss, and North Americans will experience longer and
hotter heat waves and greater competition for water.

—Washington Post, Nov. 17, 2007
O God, thy sea is so great, and my boat is so small.

—Unknown
Among these treasures of our land is water--fast becoming our most valuable, most prized, most critical resource.

—Dwight D. Eisenhower
A good lie is easier to believe than the truth.

—Ferengi Sayings
Be formless shapeless, like water. You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup; you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle; you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow and can crash... Be water my friend.

—Bruce Lee
Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millenia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.

—Worf (Star Trek)
In Gene Roddenberry’s imagining of the future [...] religion is completely gone. Not a single human being on Earth believes in any of the nonsense that has plagued our civilization for thousands of years. This was an important part of Roddenberry’s mythology. He, himself, was a secular humanist and made it well-known to writers of Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation that religion and superstition and mystical thinking were not to be part of his universe. On Roddenberry’s future Earth, everyone is an atheist. And that world is the better for it.

—Brannon Braga
Kirk: Is there anyone on this ship who, even remotely, looks like Satan?

Spock: I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain.

Kirk: No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

—P. J. O'Rourke
When the Great Chief in Washington sends word that he wishes to buy our land, he asks much of us. The Great Chief sends word he will reserve us a place so that we can live comfortably to ourselves. He will be our father and we will be his children. So, we will consider your offer to buy our land. But it will not be easy. For this land is sacred to us. This shining water that moves in the streams and rivers is not just water but the blood of our ancestors. If we sell you the land, you must remember that it is sacred, and you must teach your children that it is sacred and that each ghostly reflection in the clear water of the lakes tells of events and memories in the life of my people. The water's murmur is the voice of my father's father.

—Chief Seattle
My books are like water;those of the great geniuses are wine. Fortunately everybody drinks water,

—Mark Twain
Here are your waters and watering place, drink and be whole again
beyond confusion.

—Robert Frost (23/08/2009)
Only when the last tree has died, the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize that we cannot eat money.

—Cree Proverb
Computer, compute to the last digit the value of pi.

—Spock (Star Trek)
We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure that it wasn't a fish.

—Marshall McLuhan
A fish cannot comprehend the existence of water. He is too deeply immersed in it.

—Oliver J. Lodge

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