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  Quote posted by  scianiacx 7 months 3 days ago

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  (10:48:25 PM) zech48: ninjas cant catch you when youre on fire
  (10:48:28 PM) zech48: rapists can

  —Zech gardener (08/02/2010)

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  Quote posted by  par1138 14 months 11 days ago

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  If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of those services that goes along with paying in. I'll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain.

  —Bill Maher

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  Quote posted by  par1138 16 months 14 days ago

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  It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.

  —Jack Handey

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  Quote posted by  Dumbledore 30 months 20 days ago

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  Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself.

  —Mark Twain

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  Quote posted by  Peculiar_One 36 months 10 days ago

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  Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master.

  —George Washington

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  Quote posted by  anyarch 41 months 8 days ago

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  Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

  —Terry Pratchett

  Quote tags:fire, funny, humour
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  Quote posted by  adamharte 44 months 10 days ago

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  I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table.

  —Mitch Hedberg

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  Quote posted by  StreetLight 46 months 5 days ago

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  I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

  —Steven Wright

  Quote tags:fire, funny, hydrant, park
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  Quote posted by  Waelwulf 46 months 8 days ago

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  What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.

  —Charles Bukowski

  Quote tags:adversity, fire, poet, resilience

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